Friday, February 16, 2007
The 4 Way Top
If you read my last post on nautical fashion you will know I mentioned my friend's 4 way top . It is not easy to describe this but I am going to try to give you the visual . First think of a famous designer lost in the jungles of Africa who decides to make a fortune on a unique top for women who spill a lot . The famous 4 way is sleeveless for simplicity because most women do not have 4 arms.. although most men have 8 hands. One side of it has a leopard pattern and the back is zebra striped . Okay so you spill your Bloody Mary and the 8 handed man turfs his brew on your backside ..no problem . You run to the can , turn the top inside out and ..voila .. one side is now titillating tiger and the other is a come hither cheetah .The What Not To Wear staff would love this one. Gives whole new meaning to the term - cougar on the prowl .
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ok all you bloggers,I'm willing to take orders to make all of you one of the gems!! They will look great with newsbob's hairy chest.the Tarzan effect.
EVERYTHING looks good with my hairy chest. What about the hairy back? Will one of the four ways highlight that desirable part of my anatomy? Can you have one ready in time for my trip to the Dominican? Do you wish I would go away and stop asking so many questions? Do you? Really? Honestly?
Ever thought of going for a Dominican wax before the trip ? Ever thought of posing for the National Geographic wild life issue centerfold ? Ever thought of making a sequel to King Kong does the Parliment Buildings ? Ever thought Ma was looney tunes ? Ever thought Firelady drank GATORade to match her 4 way ?
Funny you should mention the waxing thing, because I just read that 20% of women (in a survey) get a Brazilian wax before they go on a 'bikini vacation'.
I could understand a Brazilian wax before a Brazilian vacation, but why when you're going anywhere else? Can a woman please explain to me why they call it a Brazilian wax? (I'm currently pretending to not know what it is...)
It means JB , otherwise known as John the Innocent , that the rainforest is in dwindling due to camel toe spandex capris ...and if you dont get this I cannot help you .
Firelady, will you make matching ones for you,me and Ma for next New Year's Eve?? Please, please...
bloggers,
I have found the SECRET. thanks Jen & oprah
Tripletts for next New Years Eve comin up
Let's get the party started!!
Youre having triplets ?
Sounds like a multi-functional top to me - lol
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