As promised yesterday , the naked facts that will shock you and force you to ask the question "Is your bum real ? " . My two accomplices , my father and his lady , began our espionage mission into corporate Wallyworld and managed to take these revealing photos in the women's undergarment section . Trying not to look like a panty perv , I held up the incriminating evidence for our surveillance camera . Why the fashion industry would want women to have more junk in their trunk is beyond reason and an insult to the dedicated ladies who workout everyday and sweat cinching their glutes for firm , well rounded JLo tushes . It was noted that the simulated crack line exceeded normal human expectations . You will never look at buttocks the same again .
Today as you go about your daily routine and converse with your co workers and friends , I urge you to ask this question ...
"Is your bum real ? "
13 comments:
Great work there Ma!
It seems you can get ANYTHING padded now-a-days. There's padded bras and as you point out here padded panties... and... I can attest to the fact that men are not immune from this either; I've also seen (front) padded undies and jockstraps...
I guess long gone are the days of Kleenex and 'chicken cutlets' for the ladies and rolled up 'tube' sock for men... I guess we like our padding to be of a higher quality these days... more 'realistic' bumps and lumps...
..although I'm at a loss for what women used to pad their asses with BEFORE these fabu-panties came on market...
I lost my buttocks in a freakish toilet accident ... I won't go into detail - but all I can say is that without these prosthetic buttocks I would never have been able to wear pants again ...Thank you Wallyworld !
C ...
I think inquiring minds would love to hear that story C ..
Alright - if you really want to hear ..it was last fall .. the municipality was cleaning up the leaves jamming up the steet drains ..they were working in front of my house ..there was a new guy -first day on the job ...let's just say he put the toxic acid down the wrong drain - it congulated and began to form a tornado like funnel up our sewage line ... unfortunately I was sitting on the toilet at the time ...I have been buttless until now ... thanks to this prosthetic pany ..I am no longer afraid to be out in public - thank you so much for bringing this information to the public - they need to be aware that there are people out there that need this type of help - God Bless You !!
C
Yer nuts.
I mean, butts?
Either way - I want to try those! Just to see!! I have enough bum now, but I wonder what would happen - could you sit a drink on me arse??
What sorta drink N@?... I mean there's a big difference between say, a shot glass, a wine glass and an Oktoberfest beer stein...
Personally, I think it's got to be the beer stein all the way, for a TRUE test of a junky trunk.
Reminds me of Carol Burnett and one of her old characters.
Personally, I'm a tube socks guy -- or at least, that's what the front of my pants look like. Whether it's socks or the real thing, I'll leave to the viewer to decide.
By the way, your whole famned damily is nuckin' futs. But whose isn't?
You DO have fun, don't you?
I have to confess, I don't understand the - new(?) - fairly recent(?) - fascination with big rear ends. I've always been a fan of a proportionate-to-the-woman kind of an ass. Bigger than the rest of the person don't make no sense to me. Guess I just can't keep up with the trendz anymore.
So finally my JLo ass will be in style and everyone will want one??
Lucky freakin' me!
It's means you're BOOTYLICIOUS !!
hooooray!
what shop was this?
and what country aswell?
please comment BACK.
:)
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