Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Brrrrrrrrr and Grrrrrrr
I would like to wish you all an early Merry Christmas as it is minus 3 and snowing out today . I do feel sorry for the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees .....and screw the moon up above Jack Frost you bastard for icing up the gardens and having me wear mitts again . Where is your sense of timing gone ..it is the month of June damn you ! Go fly a kite in one of your spring blizzards and leave my two measly months of summer alone .
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There you go again, with the glass of beer being half empty.
Think of it this way: Maybe (just maybe) the cold and snow will kill off the no-see-ums and the skeeters.
Sending warm cyberhugs your way...
Ma: Mele Kalikimaka
NGB: There's no such thing as a 1/2 FULL glass of anything, except maybe buttermilk. (yeech)
Sorry about you freezin' your buns and your muffins up there, but you can always visit http://thetinks.ca and warm up to the latest pictures of my twin babies.
Why do I get Russian mail order brides in the nude when I google the tinks.ca?
http://thetinks.ca
Just copy and paste it.
(To copy, highlight it and then hit 'Ctrl+C' on your keyboard. To paste it, hit 'Ctrl+V')
I don't know about the nude Russian mail order brides.
Anymore.
(WOW -3) maybe its really winter for you guys out there - kinda like in Australia!
Hope you warm up your buns real quick!
I have no idea what Mel Kalikimaka mean - care to elaborate?
'Mele Kalikimaka' is Hawaiian for "Merry Christmas" and was a song by Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters.
:-)
You shouldn't be shittin' on Jack Frost about it though. BLAME ALL THAT AEROSOL HAIRSPRAY IN THE 80'S!!
We've got an effed up climate.
....and effed up a few bathroom floors if I recall .
There's a story there..
...DISH!
..and the dish ran away with the spoon.
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