You might recall the post I made a few months back about the bum pants sold at Wallyworld . I saw them on a sale rack the other day . I almost bought a pair ... not because I want or need more junk in my trunk but simply because they make me laugh my ass off . I actually thought they might make good padding for biking shorts should I ever decide to do a lot of cycling . You will be happy to know I decided against the purchase . Then I saw them . The bit of bum pants . For those of us who have enough butt flab but just maybe need a bit more rounded curve to the plush tush area . I could easily wear a bit of bum and who would ever know that I do not do a 100 butt lifts every day . If Victoria can have her secret why can't I ? We think nothing of uplifting other parts of our bodies so why not the perky little bit of bum ? A bit of bum could help you get that new job . A bit of bum can help you overcome your anal shyness in a crowd . A bit of bum could give you the confidence to perfect your dancing skills . If Wayne Newton can do it so can you . I can see it all now . A bit of bum could save the world . Make bums not war . Imagine all the people in bit of bums .
I have to admit I just love saying that phrase "bit of bum " .. has such a nice ring to it .
Dont cha wish your girlfriend had bit of bum like me .
Your cheatin' bit of bum will tell on you .
I wanna hold your bit of bum .
A white sports coat and a pink bit of bum .
...okay , okay I am going....
8 comments:
OMG I loved this...
Dont cha wish your girlfriend had bit of bum like me
that is FUNNY...
I, on the other hand am trying to get rid of my bit of bum, and thighs and stomach and and and
Except the boobs I want those to stay.
"A bit of bum could help you get that new job."
... I bet it could, I bet it could!
"A bit of bum can help you overcome your anal shyness in a crowd."
... Ok this does raise flags... even for me! What the sweet jeezuz is "Anal Shyness in a crowd" The only crowd I can think of that you'd be concerend with the group's perception of your ass is in that special "Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice" sorta way... (although for me it's more a "Bob and Karl and Ted and Alex" but I digress) ...and if it is that 'special' sort of way... aren't padded items of clothing just going to ruin it for the others... I mean it's one thing to pad yourself and disappoint ONE person, but the whole 'gang'???
awww heck!
SupercalafragilisticexpiBUMadocious!
I think we should make a point of always going about with as much padding, make-up and artifice as possible, so that when we get drunk and accidentally pick up strangers in bars it will take us so long to undeck that one or both of us will fall asleep and/or strange pick-up will be horrified by the real us and run away.
Bit of bum: Isn't that like being a big pregnant?
I would think that you either have a bum or a big old arse.
Um, that should be ...a BIT pregnant?
Doh! Sutpid fignres
"a white sports coat and a pink bit of bum" made me laugh out loud. Yer getting pretty kinky on this here web page!
...I think she's been drinkin'...
and it ain't shirley temple's
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