Saturday morning news flash : Eating pig's feet will add more collagen to your skin thus reducing wrinkles . Forget those expensive creams and chemical peels all you have to do is eat a few pig's feet every week and say good bye to crows feet . Pickled pigs feet has been long time delicacy of Asian cuisine and is now in the news as a cosmetic miracle . You can eat them with crackers or prepare them with a sweet and sour sauce . Add them to pasta or stew . Eat your way to the fountain of youth . If you can eat sushi , you can eat pigs feet .
The promise of supple skin is yours if you can swallow these without gagging.
I plan to patent little pink crutches for all the poor little piggies of the world .....
5 comments:
"The promise of supple skin is yours if you can swallow these without gagging."
Do you mean swallow them whole?
...'cause there's something a little phallic about that.
Poor pigs.
They really do have it tougher than most animals.
They're so ...delicious.
Pigs have either 6 minute or 30 minute orgasms depending upon what google facts you believe.
At any rate with stats like that who needs feet!
I just want to know who actually times pig's orgasms.
Wait a minute -- no I don't.
Who said anything about the big O ...the post is about eating pork (ie. the feet ) to look younger . One track minds .
You telling us we have one-track minds is like the pork roast calling the pig "bacon".
...or somethin'.
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