Who me ?My little boy becomes a man today . I took Wizard in at 8 am this morning to be neutered . How fast they grow . It seems like yesterday he was peeing on the floor and chewing his toys . Oh wait, he still does that . I feel really bad about the big snip because of his size . My vet explains that I have " small dog syndrome "and assured me everything would be just fine . He asked if I wanted pain medication and of course I said yes , because I was sure I would have a headache from worrying about my little Wiz all day . Dr. B said "Donna , it is for the dog not you ." I know this is for the best . Wizzy has been humping his little stuffed weenie dog for months now , lifting his teeny leg whenever he feels the urge and getting himself lost under Karma's tail .
I pick him up at 4 pm . I hope he forgives me .
I miss my little porn star .
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My best friend ever (I guess he's my version of your Michelle) just had his dog "done" on Wednesday. He's not a small dog either, he's a Burmese mountain dog.
I reminded Bill of a time about 26 or 27 years ago when he made an appointment to have his English sheepdog snipped on a Wednesday, knowing that he would be working, and I wouldn't. Freddy shunned me for about a month after that. It's a terrible thing to do to man's (or woman's) best friend, but long-term, it's for the best.
If you're really upset today, pretend you're still in BC, and go poop on a tree.
Love ya, Ma.
Bobbycakes (who is such an ass)
P.S. Or you could dance. As I type this, Milky's playing "Copacabana" on his all-request show.
Then I will dance like nobody's watchin' ..thanx for the pep talk .
xoxo
So, how is our de-nutted, furry little friend?
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