Our dogs Karma and True love to chew . We started out with raw bones on the advice of the breeder . As gross as this sounds you must remember that dogs are descended from wolves and are carnivores to some extent . The only problem with that was sometimes guests would find a disgusting and mutilated fossil buried within the couch . We began to search for a better solution that was not rawhide or pig ears . I mean who wants to know that you contributed to the deaf pig population . Our canine friends can chew through most anything in seconds flat . We have had Busy Bone that is not so busy and Chewalotta that is not so lotta . Searching frantically in the pet department of Wallyworld , what to my wondering eyes should appear but something we had not tried before on our chewaholics . I happily purchased six of the stick like things and I have to tell you that Karma loved her new chews . The best part was the new item lasted longer than any other chew products we had tried . It was only when N@ came home that she pointed out what our amazing discovery was made of ...Morale of the story : Always read the fine print .
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So, you don't want to leave a pig deaf, but you're okay with leaving a bull without THAT?
;-)
...and I'm pretty sure they slaughter the pig before they rip its ears off, if that makes you feel any better.
Well call me a dreamer but I am hoping that the pigs are just deaf and that the bull is just horny ( pun intended ) and castrated .
piz·zle (pzl) KEY
NOUN:
1. The penis of an animal, especially a bull.
2. A whip made from a bull's penis.
Newsguy Bob says: I dunno, but I think pénis de boeuf is more dignified sounding than pizzle, which rhymes with shizzle.
Pizzle pizzle on the wall
Who doth love you most of all ? ....( am gonna say Kittycakes cause he isn't lurking today ...)
....and you should all wish you had a pizzle as long lasting as this ( since this is my site I am allowing my comment .)
For shizzle my pizzle.
Well, I'm pretty sure kitty probably has "Pénis de Boeuf" in his magazine collection.
;-)
ARG! N@ you 'beat' me to it!(pardon the pun)
Anyone else notice under the "Guaranteed Analysis" that the word 'CRUDE' appears 3 times.
Crude indeed!
Crude baby but oh sooooo funny ..where ya been ?..playin' scrabble and did some old broad beat your ass at that ? ..anyone we know per chance ?
Sure, crude three times...but what the Hell is the "moisture" made of?
Ask a seaman on leave
I am thinking I might have to delete myself soon.
Ma is a dirty potty mouth. She knows lots of words... I say REMATCH!
What's that pudding in England called again? "Spotted Dick"?
I remember back when I was in the band, I had to take pills for that.
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