Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Forking finger
I done and done it . We all do it -have the silliest and needless of small accidents and I am no exception. Back track -my eldest daughter suggests that I digress and purchase some new cutlery since mine has seen better days and is lookin' more rusty like its owner . So one fine day at Wallyworld I become the proud owner of fancy brushed stainless steel to replace the old guys .Fast track to yesterday -home tired and searching for a utensil and lo and behold one of the new guys decides he would like to fork through my finger .I was a bit shocked to see the entire prong imbedded sideways through my fingertip and surprised myself by not screaming holy hell and managed to remove the S.OB FORKING FORK and ran cold water over said bleeding finger . Moral of the story : sometimes no matter how dull your life seems , getting a good forking is never the answer .
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3 comments:
I disagree. A good forking should never involve injury.
Now that we know the story, in the future, people will ask you, "Is that your forking finger?"
Opens up a world of possible answers,
doesn't it?
;-)
You know, you could always sue WallyWorld for selling faulty merchandise. I hear they have money.
;-)
We should all just eat with plastic spoons. ALWAYS!!
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